But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Anyway,
I make a face at my old friend, while Lisa and Brian finally find their words
and begin peppering me with all kinds of questions. Mostly they want to know
why I never said anything about a movie career.
Sighing,
I head over to them and explain, “My ‘movie career’ as you both call it, was
rather short-lived. What you have in your hands was supposed to be my screen
test.”
“Screen
test?” Lisa repeats and holds up the cannisters in her hands. “This is a two-reeler.
That’s not a screen test, that would be full-length comedy feature back in 1912.”
“Two-reels?”
I barely manage to get the words out, as my mind races across the decades. Had
we really shot that much footage? Obviously, we must have since Lisa’s holding
the proof in her hands. But how is that possible?
As
the memories of that day unfold in my head, I realize we must have filmed a lot
more than I thought we had. Which makes sense, really. Until that day, I’d
never stepped on a movie set. So I had no idea what to expect. Admittedly, all the
sets, props, and costumes, were much like what I was used to seeing at the
theaters, but this was a very different kind of ‘stage’. It was more
3-dimensional and had no place for an audience to sit. Instead, there were
cameras and lighting that was different than what I was used to in the theaters
I’d worked. In short, the whole thing was oddly familiar and very different at
the same time.
After
I finally caught my breath, and got my bearings, we got down to business. I
spent the rest of the day paying attention to everything Roscoe and Al were telling
me to do and how to play the scenes. Looking back, I realize now that a lot of
the times I thought we were rehearsing, the camera was actually rolling. Plus,
we were all having so much fun together it’s no wonder I didn’t realize how
much of our antics were being caught on film. as well.
The
chemistry between me, Roscoe and Al, had been so good to the few who had been
on hand assisting with the filming, were making plans for more films involving
the three of us before we had even finished. Upon hearing this, Roscoe, Al and
I spent the rest of the night talking and celebrating, as we all looked forward
to working together for years to come.
Alas,
none of it came to pass.
You
see, a few days later, Roscoe called me in to join him, Minta (his wife), their
dog Luke, Al St. John and a few others, to show us some of the footage that had
been shot. It had just come back from being processed and we were all eager to
see how my performance turned out. It turned out to be a rather empty one.
The
scene playing before us on the screen that day was one where Luke had grabbed
me by the seat of my pants, making me spin wildly trying to dislodge him. But
there was no sign of me on the screen. All we saw was Luke, his four paws
completely off the ground, spinning round and round in mid-air.
It
was then that I learned that ‘silver’ was used in the celluloid film, as well
as a mirror inside the camera, which meant neither could ever capture my image.
We
didn’t bother looking at the rest of the film. Or at least I didn’t. I was too
heartbroken at the time, and so were Roscoe, Minta and Al. Heck, even Luke padded
over to me and hopped up into my lap trying to comfort me. He was such a good
dog.
After
the initial shock had worn off, I spent a few days with my friends before I
decided to head back to vaudeville. There, despite Roscoe and Minta’s urgings, I
simply went back to being another stage-hand behind the scenes. Eventually, a
quartet of brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo) took me under their
collective wings. In time they taught me how to play a number of musical
instruments and further developed my comedic skills and timing. Before I knew
what was happening, they had me back on the stage to assist in their escapades.
On occasion, I even stood in for each of them at one time or another, when that
person couldn’t make the performance. Still, the sting of my failed attempt at
becoming a film star never faded.
And
even whenever I saw Roscoe, we never talked about the footage, so I simply assumed
he’d destroyed it. But of course, he hadn’t.
I
only found out it still existed shortly after Roscoe had passed away quietly in
his sleep on June 29th, 1933. After the funeral, Addie (his third
wife) had asked to see me and that was when I learned the footage still
existed. Why Roscoe had kept the footage all that time, even she didn’t know.
However, according to his will, it was to be turned over to me upon his passing
along with a few other bits of his estate.
Naturally
I took charge of the cannisters and did everything I could to keep them safe. Why?
Because the fact that Roscoe hadn’t destroyed them meant something. For
whatever reason, he’d held onto that footage, so I felt obligated to preserve
them.
In
time, when film preservation efforts had reached a good point, I had them fully
restored and copied, along with the other celluloid treasures here in my vault.
Yet even then I hadn’t been able to bring myself to watch it. The ghosts of
what ‘might have been’ has always been just a little too…
“So?”
Lisa purrs in my ear just then, making me jump slightly. I was so wrapped up
going down memory lane, I hadn’t noticed or even sensed her moving closer to
me. “Are you going to tell us what’s on these reels?”
“Roscoe
dealing with a ghost, obviously,” I reply casually, while trying to quiet my
heart which is suddenly beating in double-time for some reason.
“And
who played the ghost?” she persists sweetly.
“I
did,” I answer with a bit of false bravado, “And for the record I was quite
convincing.” Then add silently to myself, ‘A little too convincing actually.’ Again,
I look down at the cannisters once more and frown. It was only supposed to be a
screen test. And even if we shot that much footage, why would Roscoe not only
save the footage, but give it a title?
“Because
I never intended it to be just a screen test, you dope,” Roscoe’s
voice murmurs in my other ear, making me jump once more.
I
quickly glance to my right to see him resting his chin on my shoulder, while
Lisa continues to do the same on my other shoulder. I briefly wonder with of
them is the angel and which is the devil. That’s what usually happens in a case
like this, right?
Mentally,
I ask him, “What do you mean?”
“It
was always supposed to be your first film, Nate. Your big break!” he smiles
back.
Lisa
suddenly inhales, which takes me by surprise. If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear
she had just heard what Roscoe said. But that’s impossible. This version of him
has been formed from my memories. There’s no way she could have heard him.
Shaking
my head, I decide to focus my attention on the cannisters once more.
Lisa
quietly puts a hand on my arm and gives it a gentle squeeze. “Nathan?” she
says, with a hint of worry in her tone.
But
I barely notice, as a final piece of the puzzle drops into place for me. And
without thinking I breathe, “Roscoe… you finished it?”
Stepping
in front of me my old friend nods and gives me a huge smile. “Of course! The
way you by me throughout all three trials, meant so much to me. But the fact
that you were even willing to testify in my third trial in person and tell
everyone that you were the one who found Virginia and then I stumbled in…”
“WAIT!”
Lisa suddenly gasps and stares at me. “YOU were there at the party the night
Virginia Rappe collapsed?”
Instantly,
I do a double-take. She heard him? But how? I know she’s psychic and can see
and even hear ghosts and…
Suddenly,
I turn to back to my old friend whose smile has become even more broad than
before as he says, “Boo!”
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